This is one of those “I can believe people once liked this shit” moments. HOWEVA, there is some hilarious icing on the cake. I like the frame on the image too it makes you think they are edgy and artistic. Subtle devils. Don’t worry I’m not about to revisit an entire album by these guys. Not even a hair-band sympathizer like myself could handle that in the middle of a hellish work week. However, I have a couple of videos below that are equal parts funny/sad/rediculous/glorious. If 2:16 of the second video below isn’t the sweetest moment of your life than your inner child died a long time ago, snuffed beneath garbage bags full of Gavin Degraw records. Yeah, remember when he was cool? Makes big hair seems kinda sweet. Someone just leveled the playing field. AND if you’ve never seen this before, which I think its safe to say is probably 50/50, then get ready, cause I’m about to pimp your mind.
Yes, we moved this segment to Tuesday and YES we changed the name. Not only is it sweeter this way but we are no longer ripping off The Number of The Blog. Sorry, dudes we started following your blog after we started our weekly time machine program. Hope all is well. Besides, Tuesdays really really blow. I mean really fucking blow. Like just as shitty as Mondays without the feeling of inevitability. So anyhoo, we all (should) know Michael Angelo Batio for his double guitar antics. Peep this.
Pretty sweet shit right? I mean the harmonies at about 1:45 are killer. The guitar is painted like an F-15 fighter jet.
Now watch the awesomely aweful Nitro video for the1989 single “Freight Train” and he about to go double time on you fools. Amidst the jaw dropping hideousness of this aptly named train wreck, there is a moment of glory a little more than two minutes in. You (mostly you youngins) are fucking welcome. Decadence, thy name is Michael Angelo Batio.