Monthly Archives: March 2012

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Maz

Deathsquad Demongods Fuck With Apocalypse Joe

Heavy drinking, playing solid driving tunes, being irresponsible with open flames, not wearing seatbelts; now this is what I call fun. California’s Deathsqaud Demongods have a Judas Priest meets Henry Rollins, punk metal thing going on and have just been … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 31, 2012 by Maz

Black Friday, Er, Saturday: Gothmog

I was the biggest fail yesterday, crushed under the tyrannical weight of big boy responsibilities. Neither Black Friday nor Weekend War Cry saw the light of day. Nonetheless, I shall return with the fury of a thousand press-frazzled Dick Santorums … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 30, 2012 by Maz

Dismemberment: Denied Salvation EP

I know what you’re thinking. That Trump Tower is a real eyesore. Or is that a spaceship landing? Is the EP called Denied Salvation because Tom Cruise’s scientology ship has finally arrived and we’ve all been served up humble pie? … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 30, 2012 by Maz

Meet KISS and Motley Crue’s Supporting Band, UK’s The Treatment

So about that epic Motley Crue and KISS tailgating excuse we talked about. Looks like UK’s The Treatment are the supporting act. Never heard of them. Odd name methinks. Sounds like Bullet meets Aerosmith. Pretty rockin though I’d have actually … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 29, 2012 by Maz

Progged Out, Djenty Fun: Videos From The Safety Fire And Akeldama

Sometimes a little wanking and pretentious math rhythms are good for you. Even if you don’t end up cutting your hair short, getting gauges and wearing graphic tees, a full conversion is not required. Sometimes it’s just good to shake … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 29, 2012 by Maz

Rings Of Saturn Album Teaser

Most album teasers are a waste of time. I figure if I don’t care much about it then it’s not worth subjecting other people to. But if an album teaser can single handedly revive my faith in proggy death metal, … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 29, 2012 by Maz

Somewhere There Is A Petting Zoo Missing Its Mini-Horse

Photo By JR Mankoff ..and somewhere Al Jourgensen is missing his role as the preeminent wacky conspiracy theorist in metal. What? No! I will not have anyone disrespecting the man who wrote “Five Magics” in my house. In this Spin … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 29, 2012 by Maz

Best Cover of Holy Wars EVARR.

Finally a piece of Megadeth related news that doesn’t leave me with daggers sticking out of my back. Strangely MegaDave is not involved. Anyway, for my cash, well done cover albums are hard to beat. Some of those older Priest … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 29, 2012 by Maz

Impiety: Ravage & Conquer

So, it appears that the dudes in Impiety have found grandma’s serious pills. Despite their best efforts at srs war metal, I always approached this infamous Singaporean outfit with lolz. Just how damn hard they seemed to be trying almost … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 28, 2012 by Maz

Breaking Neuz: KISS To Perform At Final Four, Still Generally Unlikeable, Motley Crue Co-Headlining Tour Still Expected To Be A Blast

I love college basketball. Most years i punish my blood pressure by rooting for my Huskies and regretting picking them to win it all. This usually means having to fill out two brackets to hedge my bet. I was planning … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 28, 2012 by Maz

Angel Witch: As Above So Below

Seeing bands reforming, trying to modernize and stay relevant is like a prize fight. Even when it’s a train wreck, it can serve for some entertaining messageboard banter. When it’s successful (see Accept) it’s like getting a piece of the … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 27, 2012 by Maz

Holy Crap Some Band Is Playing The Good Version Of Metallica’s “Re-Load”

Check out Sweden’s Mustach. Not only does this video contain all manner of lady parts, mud-flaps, lifting kits, pyrotechnics and such but they quite appropriately nail Metallica‘s Fox Racing-era down to the confederate facial grooming. Not hating! I’m growing one … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 27, 2012 by Maz

The Best Of Da Intranetz, Vol. I: The Tyranny Of Tradition

In our perpetual effort to become a hackish Murdoch-esque empire of disinformation we are stepping up our efforts in bringing you the best metal related internet material. Not only that but the internet can be a large chasm of empty … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 27, 2012 by Maz

Tuesday Time Machine: Evildead – The Underworld (1991)

For those who resolve themselves to dig deep, metal history seems increasingly to be a world a should-have-beens. For every time you laud Judas Priest, someone will snark about Manilla Road; every time you get yourself worked up talking about … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 27, 2012 by Maz

Brendon Small’s Galaktikon: The Sound Of Our Future

If we had some time to really explore the galaxy to a sweet prog rock meets The System Has Failed era Megadeth soundtrack, that soundtrack would be Galaktikon. Brought to us by Brendan Small, the mastermind who brought us Dethklok … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 26, 2012 by Maz

Get Your Cajun Voodoo On With The New Goatwhore Vid

This is probs NSFW as their are two scantily clad gals doing some stuff they definitely didn’t learn in Sunday school. Then again not sure you’d expect anything over on Bloody Disguisting to be to kosher with the head carpenter. … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 26, 2012 by Miles DiveBomb Dompier

Cannibal Corpse: Torture

I’m in love with this album. I just want to take it home, bend it over a rusty table saw, gouge it’s eyes out, and wear it’s skin while I touch myself. Wow… maybe my Mom was right. Maybe this … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 26, 2012 by Maz

New De Lirium’s Order. Oodles of Noodles.

If A Beautiful Mind had a brilliantly wanky tech death band playing in the background and if that movie was also Pitch Black and was only seven and a half minutes long it would be the new video from De … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 25, 2012 by Maz

The New Pagan Altar Bassist Is Liam Gallagher? *Head Explodes*

So, Liam Ghallagher of Oasis fame is Pagan Altar‘s new bassist. This is unsubstantiated like much of the dribble on this site but if true then there are some deep questions to be posed. Yes, it’s the same guy who … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on March 25, 2012 by Maz

Yo! Listen To Lion Splicer!

Though casual, my affinity for punk has been pretty long running. From The Exploited and The Casuaities to Rancid and Black Flag, the raw energy of it is pretty hard to beat when you’re in the right mood. So, when … Read the rest of this entry →

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