Note from the Editor: We’ve decided to go all Blackwater on ya’ll and rebrand Cvrmvdgeon’s Corner as DiveBomb’s Snark Tank. It’s much more fitting considering the scope of the social implications involved when we tackle a subject as broad as the arts. This week DiveBomb discusses Paradiso, a bro-tastic electronic music fest in Eastern Washington. Talk amongst yourselves.
Dear Paradiso and it’s Attendees,
Fuck you. Sorry to begin so aggressively, but it’s not without justification. This gathering of electronic music culture will unfortunately contain the lowest average IQ per capita of any concert this year. No offense, but the folks attending this glorious spectacle are colossal douche bags. I had the great displeasure of working a Ticketmaster kiosk during the course of this on sale and let me tell you, 90% of this show is going to be drunk, stupid, douchey, ignorant, completely tasteless, white kids. See it’s ok for me to hate on whitey because I myself am white. If you are offended by the above statements, feel free to send a letter to hell. There it will stay, reaching no one, waiting for you as it does for anyone who supports this abomination.
Much love and thanks,