Category Archives: Pretentious Self-Serving Lists

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Maz

METAL MEG’S TOP 10 OF 2012

In the process of getting back into the writing saddle after a monolithic two day hangover, I’ve enlisted the help of underground aficionado and friend of the program Metal Meg. She’s running a new-ish label called Altar of Death Productions … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 25, 2012 by Maz

10 BEST METUHL CHRISTMAS SONGS

Nothing metal about Christmas you say? A giant bearded fat dude reverse burglarizes your house to comemorate the zombie son of the guy who they claim created the universe. Isn’t that just Cynic‘s next concept album? Here is a quick rundown of … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 17, 2012 by Maz

THE BEST OF LPs OF TWONY TWELVE

Thanks to my moody tastes and lack of free time, this site sometimes has some emberassing blind spots. It also boasts some of the lulziest typos on the internet. Thankfully, this self-indulgent phenomena of year end lists gives me a … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 14, 2012 by Maz

BEST NON-METAL RELEASES OF 2012

The title of this article obviously absurd. The following is just 7 albums I really like that aren’t rock or metal from this past year. It’s impossible to be an expert on all music even if you tried and were … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 11, 2012 by Maz

EXTENDED SLAY: BEST EPs AND COMPS OF 2012

Hark, friends! It’s time to begin my decent into hubristic faux-expertese and make some lists of cool ass shiz for you to listen to so you can be cool as well and finally talk to that girl at the gym. … Read the rest of this entry →

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