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WATCH HEAVY METAL SUPERSTAR
Ya know when you’re like expecting the worst thing in the world and it totally owns? Like when you think girls have cooties and they actually have totally awesome bees and vees? This is like that. Episode 1 here. Episode … Read the rest of this entry →
RANDOM STUFF: NEW CAULDRON TUNNAGE,THE BEST BAD VIDEO EVAR, AND SOME MUSINGS ON THE NEW NSFW SHINING VIDEO
This grab bag of music and videos should be a nice reminder of how the world of metal can be equal parts awesome, weird, disjointed, disturbing and melodramatic/pathetic. ShareTweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious
AN UNWITTINGLY BRILLIANT FEDEX COMMERCIAL
Outsiders often wrestle with the paradox of extreme music. It’s serious but it’s not. Is it irony? Only if you’ve got a deathwish; most of us would rather waterboard ourselves than reduce our hobbies to the quasi-parody world of ironic consumption. … Read the rest of this entry →
Real Men Of Genius: Some Dude Bit The Head Of A Rat At A Ptahil Gig
To piggyback off of our “You Might Be Norsecore If” questionnaire we have this wonderful news concerning super dark mysterious evil Satan guys Ptahil. Many of you have probably heard of this band. They aren’t bad nor are they exceptional. Seems though … Read the rest of this entry →
KoRn And Fear Factory Have New Heat For You, Dogg.
Like many metalheads currently in their mid 20s, I was introduced to heavy music through the commercial crossover bands of nu-metal (See what they did there? They spelled “new” with two letters so you know they’re like making music for … Read the rest of this entry →
Warning: Choking Hazard. Like, Srsly, This Guy Comes To Life At Night To Strangle Your Kids.
Finally! I’ve been waiting for a trve ass necrokvlt mofo to stick smack dab in the middle of my Lego Harry Potter set. This forest-wandering, paint-wearing, dude who arbitrarily holds up goat skulls is well needed comic relief amidst the … Read the rest of this entry →
Not That We Noticed Tenacious D Were Gone But We Are Stoked They Are Back!
Jack Black strikes me as the kind of man who started doing comedy, moved on to music and film, and suddenly found himself in an absurd entertainment industry that he’s now trolling, if ever so subtly. Sure, when you look … Read the rest of this entry →
Somewhere There Is A Petting Zoo Missing Its Mini-Horse
Photo By JR Mankoff ..and somewhere Al Jourgensen is missing his role as the preeminent wacky conspiracy theorist in metal. What? No! I will not have anyone disrespecting the man who wrote “Five Magics” in my house. In this Spin … Read the rest of this entry →
The Best Of Da Intranetz, Vol. I: The Tyranny Of Tradition
In our perpetual effort to become a hackish Murdoch-esque empire of disinformation we are stepping up our efforts in bringing you the best metal related internet material. Not only that but the internet can be a large chasm of empty … Read the rest of this entry →
Wild Stallyns Picking Up Speed: Bill & Ted’s Most Excellent Comeback
That’s right. Though I’ve heard buzz about this for months (ye ol’ Shreddernet blog has its Hollywood insiders), I’m stoked that I came across this interview over at MetalSucks. Alex Winter, otherwise known as Bill S. Preston (Esq.), most recently … Read the rest of this entry →
Dave Mustaine Crazy Report For The 13th of March 2012
Dave Mustaine, a heavy metal madman hell bent on destroying any public good-will that remains in Megadeth‘s fanbase, is going to engage in a full fledged mashup of crazy with Alex Jones, a pundit of conspiracy theories. That’s right. Two … Read the rest of this entry →
Perry Martel: Poet, Revolutionary
The global consciousness is undergoing a tremendous change. From the Arab spring, to the protests in Red Square and global Occupy movements showing valiant resistance in the face of some of the harshest US police repression since the 1960s, the … Read the rest of this entry →
God Forbid God Forbid Go Djent!
Every time I post about metalcore, I can feel my kvlt credibility bar shrinking. Think ‘spirit’ bar like on WCW/NWO Revenge. But we have to remember that the newer generation of metalheads and extreme metallers were enticed by metalcore as … Read the rest of this entry →
Limp Bisquick + Weezy of Baby = LIL BIZKIT
We don’t usually do “news” but some developments warrant a temporary reform of editorial policy. Look above. Yes, it’s happening. If you’re like me, you were sitting around today thinking, ” I haven’t seen a good trainwreck in a while”. … Read the rest of this entry →
There Is No Middle Ground; Dave Mustaine Is Either Senile Or Illuminati
Meeting Dave Mustaine, ever so briefly as it was, couldn’t have been a cooler experience. He signed a copy of his book, gave me a jab for getting my buddy Peter a second signed copy (In light of recent events, … Read the rest of this entry →
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Remember kids, don’t smoke pot or you WILL be abducted by aliens, molested by a giant marijuana plant, sacrificed atop an Inca pyramid, get pregnant and die. That is all. ShareTweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious